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  • Mammals

  • J: What do you mean cats aren’t mammals?

    A: Mammmmmals. They’re not.

    J: They are.

    A: Please, they don’t even breathe through their noses. You know how you can tell?

    J: What? You can’t —

    A: You want to know?

    J: That’s not even how being a mammal is—

    A: WANNA KNOW?

    J: Fine! How do you know they don’t breathe through their noses?

  • A: Because they don’t have blowholes.

    J: … Whales have blowholes.

    A: Dolphins have blowholes.

    J: So do whales — look this isn’t about that. Cats don’t have blow holes—

    A: That is exactly what I just told you, blowhole.

    J: Did you just — did you call me a blowhole?

  • A: It takes a real blowhole to sit there and insist “cats” are “mammals”.

    J: Do you even know what a mammal is?

    A: I can’t hear you over your blowhole. I swear to Jewish Jesus you’d argue that a tomato isn’t a fruit.

    J: It’s a vegetable. A tomato. It’s a vegetable.

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