J: What do you mean cats aren’t mammals?
A: Mammmmmals. They’re not.
J: They are.
A: Please, they don’t even breathe through their noses. You know how you can tell?
J: What? You can’t —
A: You want to know?
J: That’s not even how being a mammal is—
A: WANNA KNOW?
J: Fine! How do you know they don’t breathe through their noses?
A: Because they don’t have blowholes.
J: … Whales have blowholes.
A: Dolphins have blowholes.
J: So do whales — look this isn’t about that. Cats don’t have blow holes—
A: That is exactly what I just told you, blowhole.
J: Did you just — did you call me a blowhole?
A: It takes a real blowhole to sit there and insist “cats” are “mammals”.
J: Do you even know what a mammal is?
A: I can’t hear you over your blowhole. I swear to Jewish Jesus you’d argue that a tomato isn’t a fruit.
J: It’s a vegetable. A tomato. It’s a vegetable.